I can be delightful;
and sometimes a bit spiteful.
I'm filled with smiles and laughs;
and I'm shorter than a giraffe.
I'm real, not made of plastic;
and I spend my time being sarcastic.
I can be very blunt;
people would often call me a cunt. Truth be told, I'm just an honest bro; who happens to love cookiedough. I'll stop now, before you will all flee; I have one last thing to say: wheeee! - The Dutch Tart -
Reading:
A Feast for Crows by George R.R. Martin Watching:
SPN, GRIMM, TWD, SHERLOCK, GOT